Episode 12
From Halo Machinima
[edit] Arby 'n' the Chief Episode 12
[edit] Plot synopsis
The episode begins with Chief being tackled by a supposedly-drunk Travis, who then proceeds to batter his face. After Chief feigns a surrender, Travis stops hitting him. Chief gets up, then says "jk lol", and kicks Travis in the groin, causing him to fall to the floor moaning. Meanwhile, Todd has approached the "ROFLKNIEF", with some intent to pick it up. Chief then charges toward Todd, saying "IM COMIGN 4 U TOD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL", then knocks Todd down with a flying tackle. The two seem evenly matched, with Chief pounding Todd's face, Todd pounding Chief's face and Chief slamming Todd against the wall. After slamming Todd against the wall, Chief runs away, saying "HA HA HA HA HA", and Todd follows him. He distracts Todd by shouting "HOLEH MUTHR OF GOD L@@K OTU ITS TEH COVERNINT" while pointing behind Todd. Todd is fooled into turning around, giving Chief time to grab Jon's frying pan from the cupboard and smack Todd across the room. Chief then picks up the "ROFLKNIEF", and heads over to the fallen Todd. He then tried to persuade Todd into dying by telling him that "TEH ROFLKNIEF DEMANDZ BLOOD TOD", and used his ventroquilist skills to make the "ROFLKNIEF" talk "c??? lissen! BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL". Chief then prepares to "kil T0D", going "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" before being tackled by the Arbiter, foiling his attempt at murdering Todd. Arbiter then smashes Chief against a wall, and tells him that he can't go around randomly killing people. Cortana also appears and tells Chief he could have seriously hurt someone, to which Chief tells her that seriously hurting someone was his intention, and calls Cortana a very offensive name "tahts teh idea u skank", resulting in Cortana kicking him in the same fashion, in the balls. Cortana then orders Chief to apologize to Todd and Travis, and when he questions her authority, she kicks him till he does. Chief's apology to Todd and Travis seems truly sincere at first, till he adds a phrase at the back "Tod Travis i'm sry.....TAHT UR SO GHEY", leading to him being dragged away by the Arbiter again. Back on the couch, Arbiter is playing Halo 3, where he faces an annoying player who keeps spamming grenades into the elevator, mashing B, and telling everyone to look at him because "I'm so good, I'm so fucking good...". When the Arbiter mocks him for mindlessly spamming grenades, mashing B with no thought of angling, aiming or anything and trying to get a cheap kill from the elevator just because he cant shoot to save his life. The other player gets angry and is ambushed by the Arbiter who kills him with an assault rifle purely because his shooting skills are way better. The other player then screams into the microphone, causing the Arbiter to quit the game, muttering "Jesus". At this point, Chief appears. Arbiter asks if he has settled down, to which Chief tells him to "go suck a dick", and grabs the controller. Chief then decides that he wants the flaming armour, but Arbiter berates him as it wasn't the flames that enticed him, it was just the fact that he did not have it, reflecting on Chief's intelligence levels. Cortana then joins Arbiter and Chief, and enquires about the whereabouts of Todd and Travis. Cortana reveals that they have disappeared, and quickly blames Chief for the matter. Chief refuses to respond and continues playing Halo 3, telling her to "shut her fucking mouth plz". Annoyed at this, Cortana switches off the 360, provoking an angry response from Chief. As she attempts to interrogate Chief, he makes fun of her by jumping about and saying "this is u LOL IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH", and the episode ends with Arbiter questioning Chief on their whereabouts, and Chief stating that he didn't know.
